The Virgin Mary Wants You to Go to This Revolutionary Book Signing

Virgin MaryDo you know what holiday is celebrated on December 12th? Of course you do, you’re not an idiot. And if you are an idiot, then make sure you’re wearing a helmet while reading this website.

(If you were offended by the previous sentence, then please direct your hate mail to the following address: Ryan Shattuck c/o The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500)

As you already know, December 12th is Virgin of Guadalupe Day. And how exactly are you going to celebrate Virgin of Guadalupe Day… nine days early? By attending my next book signing on December 3rd, of course.

A Revolutionary Book Signing
December 3rd, 2009
6:00 – 8:00 pm

Barnes & Noble Booksellers
1780 N. Woodland Park Drive
Layton, UT 840841

Don’t forget to stop by! The Virgin Mary would want you to.


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