Join This Revolutionary Facebook Group

In Chapter 6: “From Pamphleteering to Posting Humiliating Personal Ads: How to Recruit for Your Revolution” from my book Revolutions for Fun and Profit!, I list a number of locations where revolutionaries can recruit new people for their revolution or political movement. Some of these locations include:

  • Universities, Colleges, and Technical Schools
  • Churches, Synagogues, and Temples
  • Arts and Musical Festivals
  • Abortion clinics
  • Inside the whale that swallowed Jonah
  • Fat camp
  • Cemeteries
  • Strip clubs
  • The Children’s Television Workshop
  • At the base of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
  • A cabbage patch

It turns out I was wrong.

Dead wrong.

I’m not kidding. This blog post was actually typed by my ghost and/or assistant.

There is just ONE location you need to find quality men and women for your revolution/political movement/bar mitzvah. And that location is none other than a Facebook group, which I stumbled across yesterday while surfing for non-porn:

“An Arbitrary Number of People Demanding That Some Sort of Action Be Taken”
Facebook
According to its description:

“We demand immediate action on this crucial issue! If nothing is done then however many of us are in this group will be very displeased. We may even comment to express our anger, possibly with bad punctuation or spelling to further communicate our individual but quite possibly collective emotion. Something must be done about this!”

So what are you waiting for? Join this Facebook group. Know this Facebook group. Love this Facebook group. Have sex with this Facebook group. Create babies with this Facebook group.

Unless you’re sterile.

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