Revolutionary Crisis… Averted!

cat_hugging_dogFellow revolutionaries:

You’ll be happy to know that the encounter between The Onion and I last Saturday was absolutely free of incident. I didn’t threaten John Harris and Chad Nakers (staff writers for The Onion) with violence, and they didn’t threaten me with a restraining order. I politely gave them a copy of my book Revolutions for Fun and Profit!, wished them the best of luck in all their endeavors, and waited until I was in the safe confines of the parking lot before I flipped them off.

Because that’s what classy revolutionaries do.

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One Response to “Revolutionary Crisis… Averted!”

  1. […] Buy copies of Revolutions for Fun and Profit! to give to David Sedaris, or staff writers for The Onion. You can even buy copies of Revolutions for Fun and Profit! to place in open caskets at funeral […]

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