Happy Veterans Day to Revolutionaries (and Veterans)

In light of the fact that today is Veterans Day, the following blog post is meant for veterans only. Do NOT read this if you are not a veteran. Go get ice cream or go to the Gap or something.


As someone who is an expert on all things revolutionary, I understand the sacrifices you’ve made in your lifetime. Our country is here because of your willingness to fight in everything ranging from World War II to the War on Christmas, and I am deeply grateful for all you’ve done for the American people.

To show my gratitude to you on this Veterans Day, I would like you to have this cake. No, really. Go ahead and have it. It’s my gift to you, for serving your country, and for being a true revolutionary.


I never said it was a good cake.


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