Revolutionary Book Signing at the Literary Luminaries Festival

Fellow revolutionaries:

Did you miss my book signing at Barnes & Noble last night? Don’t lie to me and say “no” or “what book signing;” the only person to make it to my book signing was an old man who asked me if I knew where Glenn Beck’s new book was located. Of course I don’t know where Glenn Beck’s book is located!! (But if I had to guess, I would say the ‘Politics & Society’ section!!)

So aside from learning that I would make a terrible Barnes & Noble employee, I also learned that I have certain demographics. If you enjoy LAUGHING, then you will enjoy my book. If you enjoy ASKING WHERE GLENN BECK’S BOOK IS LOCATED or COMING INTO THE STORE JUST TO USE THE RESTROOM, then you won’t enjoy my book (But if I had to guess, I would say the restrooms are located in the back of the store!!).

Don’t feel bad if you missed my book signing last night. No, seriously – this website has been responsible for more than it’s share of suicides. Another reason why you shouldn’t feel bad about missing my book signing last night: I’m doing another book signing tomorrow at the annual Literary Luminaries festival!

Meet the Author of Revolutions for Fun and Profit!
2009 Literary Luminaries Festival
Saturday, December 5th, 2009
10:00am-12:00pm

Salt Lake City Library
210 East 400 South
Salt Lake City, UT 84111

Revolutionaries, this is your SECOND chance this week to have me sign your book. If you miss out tomorrow, then it’s unlikely that there will be a third chance. But that’s only because some of you have a restraining order against me.

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