A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009: June

Congratulations, fellow revolutionaries! We’re half way there!

During the past week I’ve shared with you A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009, and have so far covered:

  1. January
  2. February
  3. March
  4. April
  5. Reasons why nutmeg is overrated
  6. May

And now:

JUNE

  • Conan O’Brian became the new host of the 55-year old The Tonight Show, and promised to continue Jay Leno’s long tradition of not making America laugh.
  • New Hampshire legalized same-sex marriage. Two days later, all the citizens of New Hampshire became inflicted with a plague of lice, which had been unleashed by the wrath of an angry and vengeful god.
  • David Carradine, who isn’t Michael Jackson, died at the age of 72.
  • Carrie Prejean was dethroned as Miss California for breach of contract, after a mob of the proletariat revolted and stormed her palace. Prejean was later found guilty of black magic, beheaded, and replaced by a more benevolent ruler.
  • Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8, announced they were filing for divorce, which lead many viewers to think “at least Mark and Jenny Sanford’s marriage is solid.”
  • Ed McMahon, who isn’t Michael Jackson, died at the age of 86.
  • Jenny Sanford, wife of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, found herself wishing for the first time in her life that her husband had actually been hiking the Appalachian Trail in the nude.
  • Farrah Fawcett, who isn’t Michael Jackson, died at the age of 62.
  • MICHAEL JACKSON, THE KING OF POP AND PRINCE OF PEACE, PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 50. You can stop reading after this point, because life essentially stopped having meaning anyway.
  • Billy Mays, who isn’t Michael Jackson, died at the age of 50.
  • Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison for running a $65-billion Ponzi scheme. Always the optimist, Madoff stated that with exercise and the right diet, that he looked forward to seeing his grandchildren in the year 2159.

(Other months in “A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009”)

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