A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009: August

Fellow revolutionaries,

You already know the drill. For the past week I’ve been posting A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009. I’ve already covered the months of January, February, March, April, May, June and July.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “No, I don’t know the drill!” This is the first time I’ve ever visited this website!!”

To which I respond: You shouldn’t have spent so much time chasing after waterfalls.

Now I know what you’re thinking about my response: “Waterfalls? What the hell are you talking about?”

To which I respond: A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009. I believe I’ve made my point.

AUGUST

  • Former U.S. President Bill Clinton arrived in Pyongyang, North Korea to bring two American journalists – Laura Ling and Euna Lee – back to the United States, and more specifically, back to Bill Clinton’s house.
  • Senator Ted Kennedy, who isn’t Michael Jackson, died at the age of 77.
  • The children’s show Reading Rainbow ended its 26 year-run, proving to children that reading books cannot save a beloved children’s television show, that their puppy will someday die, and that when parents get divorced, it is always the fault of the child.
  • Disney acquired Marvel Entertainment in a deal worth $4 billion. To add insult, Disney also announced their plans to purchase the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus from Time Warner Inc.

(Other months in “A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009”)

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