A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009: September

Fellow revolutionaries:

I hope all of you had a very merry Christmas yesterday! Unless you’re Jewish. In which case, Happy Halloween!

Are you looking for A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009, now that Christmas is over? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Now sure, technically a website isn’t a ‘place’ anymore than it is a neurosurgeon. But do you know what a website and a neurosurgeon have in common? They both have trophy wives.

Don’t ask me how I know these things. I just do.

I’ve already reviewed the months of January, February, March, April, May, June and July and August, which means it’s time for:

SEPTEMBER

  • U.S. Representative Joe Wilson interrupted President Obama’s address to Congress about health care by shouting “You lie!” Then he texted Kanye West, saying “OMG, I totally just did it! You owe me $20 bucks.”
  • Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift on live national television at the 2009 MTV Music Video Awards, as she received the award for Best Female Video. Then he texted Rep. Joe Wilson, saying “Lol, I just did it too! You owe me $20 bucks.”
  • Patrick Swayze, who isn’t Michael Jackson, died at the age of 57.
  • Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced that the recession had ended. Congratulations everybody, we did it!
  • The final episode of Guiding Light aired, after being on the air for 72 years. Then it was taken behind the barn, given a sugar cube, and put out of its misery.
  • Roman Polanski was arrested in Zurich on a 31-year old U.S. arrest warrant, for committing sexual assault on a thirteen-year old girl in 1977. Although the Oscar-winning director was grateful, he decided to decline the nomination to go to jail, saying that more talented directors deserved the honor for their work.

(Other months in “A Revolutionary Review of the Year 2009”)

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