Revolutionary Tip Tuesdays: How to Get the Most Out of Your Bullets

As I mentioned last week, every Tuesday I will share with you – aspiring revolutionaries – a tip which will you will find helpful and waterproof. This week is “How to Get the Most Out of Your Bullets.”

In just one word: butter. It’s been proven time after time (if you fall I will catch you) that coating a bullet in butter will improve both the speed, lethality, and viscosity of bullets.

However, a word of caution: You can use butter to grease your bullets, but you can’t use bullets to butter your toast. President James Garfield learned this the hard way.

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