LAST DAY to Vote for the Sexiest Revolutionary

Fellow revolutionaries:

Today, Thursday, February 4th, 2010, A.D. Anno Domini, In The Year of Our Lord, MD, PhD, YMCA, WKRP in Cincinnatti, at midnight, is the very last day to vote for me for:

The 2010 Sexiest of the Sexies in Salt Lake City

You have only TWELVE MORE HOURS, from the time this blog post is posted, to vote for me!

Now I know what you’re thinking (because I read your diary last night): Why should I vote for Ryan Shattuck as the Sexiest of the Sexies? In Salt Lake City? For 2010? Will they ever make a WKRP in Cincinnatti movie?

Here are my campaign promises to you. As Sexiest of the Sexies for 2010, I promise to:

  • Cut the deficit in half by 2012.
  • Eliminate wasteful government spending.
  • Reduce our dependency on foreign oil.
  • Curb the greenhouse emissions.

As you can see, I am the DICTIONARY DEFINITION of “sexy.”

So if you think you are better off today than you were four years ago, then vote for the other guy. But if you are ready to be the change you believe in, then you will vote Ryan Shattuck for Sexiest of the Sexies in 2010! USA! USA! USA!

[cue Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA]

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