We Say Goodbye to the Revolutionary Olympic Games

Fellow revolutionaries:

Tomorrow is the last day of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Let’s take a quick moment and say goodbye to the Olympics, shall we?

Goodbye, competitive naked axe swinging.

Goodbye, underwater hockey.

Goodbye, fish women.

Goodbye, creepy dwarf face things.

Goodbye, sumo skiing.

Goodbye, competitive weird costume marching.

Goodbye, drowning-in-mud volleyball.

Goodbye, dress-like-Santa-in-a-shark-tank BMX riding.

Goodbye, pregnant woman pouring a bucket over herself while standing in a bikini in the snow.

Thanks for the memories. We’ll see you again in four years!

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