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The Revolution Against Earthquakes Has Been Canceled

Posted in Revolutionary Canceled, Revolutionary Earthquakes, Revolutionary Facebook Groups on March 6, 2010 by Ryan Shattuck

Fellow revolutionaries,

Unfortunately, I’ve decided at this time to cancel the revolution against earthquakes. Yesterday I posted about a new Facebook group that I had started, Citizens United Against Earthquakes. As you know, earthquakes are a very real menace in our world, and it was my intention to start a revolt to get earthquakes to stop being so menacing.

Sadly, nobody joined the Facebook group, leading me to believe that you have no problem with earthquakes.

Fine. When an earthquake threatens to knock down your house, don’t come crying to me because you were too lazy to join my Facebook group.


Citizens United Against Earthquakes

Posted in Revolutionary Citizens, Revolutionary Earthquakes on March 5, 2010 by Ryan Shattuck

Fellow revolutionaries:

There was yet another earthquake today, this time a 6.5 earthquake in Sumatra. I can’t even keep track of all the earthquakes anymore! In the past 60 days, there have been far too many earthquakes, including:

  • Mar. 5, 2010 – 6.5 earthquake in Sumatra, Indonesia
  • Mar. 4, 2010 – 6.4 earthquake in Taiwan, China
  • Feb. 27, 2010 – 8.8 earthquake in Maule, Chile
  • Feb. 26, 2010 – 7.0 earthquake in Ryukyu Islands, Japan
  • Jan. 12, 2010 – 7.0 earthquake in Port-au-Prince, Haiti
  • Apr. 18, 1906 – 7.9 earthquake in San Francisco

Earthquakes destroy property and they destroy lives. Our planet can’t handle anymore destruction. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

It is time for citizens across the world to unite together and DEMAND NO MORE EARTHQUAKES. It is time for citizens everywhere to voice their opposition to earthquakes by saying:



If you would like to join this coalition of citizens united against earthquakes… nay, this revolution, then join this Facebook group today:

Citizens United Against Earthquakes

We will write letters, we will make telephone calls, and we will protest outside of earthquakes. Together, we can make a difference. Together, we can let earthquakes know that they are no longer welcome on our planet.