10 Things You Didn’t Know About Che Guevara

1.) Che Guevara once saved a child who was choking on a pretzel by performing a last-minute tracheotomy with a sharper pretzel.

2.) Che Guevara’s birth name was Beelzebub de Jesus Diablo Cristo, but he decided to change his name because he didn’t want anyone to know he was Jewish.

3.) Che Guevara was Jewish.

4.) Che Guevara’s beard was organic and range-free.

5.) Che Guevara was a vegetarian because he loved the way vegetable blood felt on his teeth.

6.) The animated Disney film, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” was based on Che Guevara’s life.

7.) Che Guevara probably wasn’t Jewish.

8.) Che Guevara once stabbed someone who yelled “fire” in a crowded theater, only to later suffer form third-degree burns.

9.) Che Guevara won an Emmy, an Oscar, and a Tony during his lifetime, but he never won a Grammy, which is really embarrassing when you think about it.

10.) Che Guevara is one of the few people who looks decent in orange.

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12 Responses to “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Che Guevara”

  1. Anthony Ortiz Says:

    I thought this was great lol.

  2. kpbotbot Says:

    lol on 3 and 8.

  3. sarcasm10 Says:

    Ha….Ha…… so funny especially for the people who actually need information.

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  5. i love u

  6. A classy guy, our Che. Shooting all around him.

  7. 11. Che Guevara coined the phrase “oops my bad” when he finally realised communism sucked

  8. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  9. che is the real meaning of revolution.

  10. ayfer sevinç Says:

    che müthiş bir lider özenilecek takdir edilecek mükemmel bir insan….

  11. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

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